Receptionist: "Hi!... How may I help you?"

You: "Could you tell me where the morgue is?"

Receptionist: "Ummmm..... No, sorry.... This is my first day."

You: ".... O.K. ...Is there someone else who can tell me where the morgue is?"

Receptionist: "Ummmm..... No."

You: "Do you have a phone behind your desk we can use to call someone and ask them if they know where the morgue is?"

Receptionist: "Good idea. Let me look ..................
Ummmm.... No."

You: "Is there a pamphlet or perhaps a map behind your desk that I can use to find the morgue?"

Receptionist: "Let me look......... er ............ um ................um ..........er.......... Ummmm.... No.......... Wait!!! Here is something!!!!!!!!!"

(The receptionist hands you a small piece of paper.)

You: "......This is not a map."

Receptionist: "....It's not?"

You: "No. It's a candy bar wrapper."

Receptionist: "Oh?.... Are you sure?"

You: "Yes."

Receptionist: "Oh!.....I guess the way I was holding it - it looked like an official document. I thought there might have been someone who works here named 'Hershey'."

You: "When you expect someone to relieve you - here at this station?

Receptionist: "Ummmm.... er.... What was the question again?"

You: "When do you expect to be relieved? When will someone else come and replace you?"

Receptionist: "Um.... Let me think ............................................ .................................................... I know this one ................. ................................................................................................
................................................. I give up. What's the answer?"

You: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS JOB!?!?!?!"

Receptionist: "......I don't work here.... I saw that the desk was empty so I sat down."

You: "Oh...... Thanks for your help."

Receptionist: "You're welcome, ..... Please pull around to the side of the building and pick-up your order. Have a nice day."