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I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc... But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-ass" someone or something is. Toward that end - here is my B.A.Q. (Bad Ass Quotient) System:
Fire Ant -------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1
It would take about 10 fire ants to evenly fight 1 sewer rat. Here are some examples:
Honey Bee (pics-info-website) ==================================================== 1 BAQ Fire Ant (pics-info-website-video) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 BAQ Wasp (pics-info-website) ========================================================= 3 BAQ Hermit Crab (posters-pics-info-website-video) ========================================= 4 BAQ Smurf (pics-info-video-website) ==================================================== 6 BAQ Gerbil (pics-info-video) ========================================================== 6 BAQ Sewer Rat (posters-pics-info-video) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 10 BAQ Tarantula (posters-pics-info-video) ================================================ 12 BAQ Rabbit (posters- pics-info-video) =================================================== 35 BAQ Vampire Bat (posters-pics-info-website) ============================================ 49 BAQ Rooster (unarmed) (posters-pics -info -video) ========================================== 79 BAQ Squirrel (posters-pics -info -video) ================================================== 81 BAQ House Cat (posters-pics -info -video1-video2) ========================================== 88 BAQ Lobster (posters-pics -info -video -forum) ============================================== 90 BAQ Chihuahua (posters-pics -info -video) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 100 BAQ Care Bear (posters-pics-info-website-video) ========================================== 110 BAQ Rooster (armed with cock-fighting spurs) ( posters -pics -info -video) ========================== 112 BAQ Three Year Old Girl (posters-pics -info ) ============================================ 115 BAQ Kermit the Frog (posters-pics -info -video) =========================================== 167 BAQ Goose (posters-pics-info-video) =================================================== 205 BAQ Opossum (posters-pics -info -video) ================================================= 287 BAQ Raccoon (posters-pics-info-video) ================================================== 289 BAQ Barney the Dinosaur ( pics - info - video - news ) ======================================== 209 BAQ Munchkin - from the movie "Wizard of Oz" (posters-pics -info -video) ========================== 289 BAQ Gilligan (posters-pics -info -video) =================================================== 306 BAQ Oompa Loompa - from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (posters-pics -info -video) ============= 308 BAQ Triumph - the insult comic dog (pics-info-video1-video2-audio) ============================== 311 BAQ Badger (posters-pics -info -video) =================================================== 361 BAQ Mahatma Gandhi (posters-pics-info) =============================================== 409 BAQ Helen Keller ( posters-pics-info) =================================================== 410 BAQ Cookie Monster (posters-pics -info -video) ============================================ 410 BAQ Mr. Noodle (pics-info) ========================================================== 411 BAQ Stuart Smalley (pics-info-video) =================================================== 412 BAQ Skunk (posters-pics-info-video) ===================================================== 417 BAQ Mr. Bean (pics-info-video1-video2) =================================================== 418 BAQ Steve Urkel (pics-info-video) ====================================================== 420 BAQ Barn Owl (posters-pics -info -video) =================================================== 421 BAQ Peewee Herman (posters-pics -info -video) ============================================= 422 BAQ C-3PO - from "Star Wars" - (posters-pics -info -video) ======================================= 449 BAQ Stephanie - from "Lazy Town" (pics-info-website-video1-video2) ============================== 498 BAQ Bogeyman (pics-info-website-video) ================================================== 500 BAQ Crack Whore (posters-pics -info -video) ================================================ 550 BAQ Paris Hilton (posters-pics-info-video) ================================================= 565 BAQ Donkey - from the movie "Shrek" (posters-pics-info-video) ================================== 746 BAQ Zombie (posters-pics -info -video1-video2) =============================================== 749 BAQ Average Human (pics -info -video) =================================================== 755 BAQ Dr. Evil - from Austen Powers movies (unarmed) (posters-pics -info -video) ======================= 804 BAQ Britney Spears (posters-pics-info-video) ============================================== 815 BAQ Booger - from "Revenge of the Nerds" (posters-pics -info -video) =============================== 817 BAQ Weird Al Yankovic (pics-info-video1-video2-video3) ====================================== 818 BAQ Cindy Crawford (posters-pics-info-video) ============================================= 820 BAQ Danica Patrick ( posters-pics-info-website-video) ======================================== 833 BAQ Whoopi Goldberg (posters-pics -info -video) =========================================== 835 BAQ Howard Stern (posters-pics -info -video) =============================================== 862 BAQ Gollum - from "Lord of the Rings" (unarmed and without ring) (posters-pics-info-website-video) ======== 865 BAQ Hawkeye Pierce - from "M.A.S.H." (posters-pics -info -video) =============================== 866 BAQ Rush Limbaugh (pics -info -video) =================================================== 998 BAQ Drunk Redneck (armed with a pool cue) (posters-pics -info -video) ----------------------------------------------------- 1,000 BAQ Robbie Rotten - from "Lazy Town" (pics-info-website-video) =============================== 1,035 BAQ Gallagher (armed with " Sledge-O-Matic " ) (pics-info-website) ============================== 1,076 BAQ Sacagawea (pics-info) ========================================================== 1,088 BAQ Sarah Silverman (pics-info-website-video1-video2-video3-video4-video5-audio) ================== 1,091 BAQ Osama Bin Laden (unarmed ) (posters-pics-info-website-video) ============================= 1,105 BAQ George W. Bush (posters-pics -info -video) ============================================ 1,105 BAQ Tommy Hilfiger (pics-info-website-video) ============================================= 1,106 BAQ Bodhidharma (posters-pics-info) =================================================== 1,112 BAQ Willy Wonka (armed with cane) (posters-pics -info -video) =================================== 1,117 BAQ Stupid Guy (armed with sledge hammer and an arisole can ) (pics-info-video-forum) ================ 1,123 BAQ P!nk (posters-pics-info-website-video) ================================================= 1,140 BAQ Al Franken (pics-info-website-video1-video2-audio) ======================================= 1,155 BAQ Conan O'Brien (posters-pics -info -video) ============================================== 1,165 BAQ Forrest Gump (unarmed ) (posters-pics-info-website-video) ================================= 1,197 BAQ Cho Seung-Hui (unarmed) (pics-info-video) =========================================== 1,241 BAQ Ferris Bueller - from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (pics -info -video-website) ======================= 1,290 BAQ Jeffrey Dahmer (pics -info -video) ================================================== 1,301 BAQ Norman Borlaug (posters-pics-info-website-video) ===================================== 1,324 BAQ Tiger Woods (armed with golf club) (posters-pics -info -video) ============================== 1,439 BAQ Raymond Teller - of "Penn & Teller" (pics-info-website-video1-video2) ====================== 1,440 BAQ Chris Rock (posters-pics-info-video1-video2-audio) ==================================== 1,491 BAQ Jack Sparrow - from "Pirates of the Caribbean" (unarmed) (posters-pics -info -video) ============= 1,685 BAQ Gremlin - from the movie "Gremlins" (posters-pics -info -video) ============================= 1,696 BAQ Axl Rose (posters-pics-info-video) ================================================ 1,702 BAQ Sherlock Holmes (posters-pics-info-website-video) =================================== 1,764 BAQ John Ritter (pics-info-website-video-audio) ========================================== 1,789 BAQ Steve McQueen (posters-pics-info-video) ========================================== 1,878 BAQ Napoléon Bonaparte (unarmed) (posters-pics-info) =================================== 1,899 BAQ Stalin (posters-pics -info -video) ==================================================== 1,985 BAQ Pimp (posters-pics -info -video) ===================================================== 1,990 BAQ Princess Leia (unarmed) (posters-pics-info-video) ====================================== 2,030 BAQ MacGyver (pics-info-video) ====================================================== 2,145 BAQ Wolf (posters-pics -info -video) ===================================================== 2,144 BAQ Boa Constrictor (posters-pics -info -video) =========================================== 2,312 BAQ Chimp (posters-pics -info -video) =================================================== 2,499 BAQ Charlie Chaplin (posters-pics-info-video1-video2) ===================================== 2,585 BAQ Eskimo Fisherman (armed with spear) (posters-pics -video) ============================= 2,590 BAQ Adolf Hitler (pics -info -video) ==================================================== 2,665 BAQ Abraham Lincoln (posters-pics -info -video) ========================================== 2,810 BAQ King Cobra (posters-pics -info -video) =============================================== 2,964 BAQ Trevor Goodchild (unarmed) (pics-info-video) ======================================= 3,046 BAQ Julius Caesar (unarmed) (posters-pics-info) ========================================= 3,081 BAQ Penn Jillette - of "Penn & Teller" (pics-info-website-video1-video2-audio1-audio2) =============== 3,083 BAQ OJ Simpson (armed with glove and knife) (pics -info -video) ================================ 3,100 BAQ Kathryn Janeway - from "Star Trek" (pics-info-video) ===================================3,126 BAQ Virgil Tibbs - from "In the Heat of the Night" (pics -info -video) ============================== 3,148 BAQ Wolverine - the animal (posters-pics -info -video) ======================================= 3,345 BAQ Tony Montana - from "Scarface" (unarmed) ( posters-pics -info -video) ======================== 3,507 BAQ Steve Irwin - from "The Crocodile Hunter" (posters-pics-info-website-video) =================== 3,551 BAQ Jonathan Archer - from "Star Trek" (pics-info-video) =================================== 3,750 BAQ R2-D2 - from "Star Wars" (posters -pics -info -video) ====================================== 3,965 BAQ Matador (armed with red cape and lance) (posters -pics -info -video) ========================== 3,989 BAQ Harry Calahan - from "Dirty Harry" (unarmed) ( posters - pics - info - video ) ====================== 4,010 BAQ James T. Kirk - from "Star Trek" (posters-pics-info-video) =============================== 4,059 BAQ Han Solo (unarmed ) (posters-pics-info-video1-video2) =================================== 4,103 BAQ Jean-Luc Picard - from "Star Trek" (posters-pics-info-video) ============================= 4,177 BAQ Aladdin - from the movie "Aladdin" (posters-pics-info-video) =============================== 4,330 BAQ Green Beret (unarmed) (posters-pics -info |