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Interview with Paul Kinsella for the August 14th issue of "Adventure Games Magazine"
Interview conducted by Mr. De'free Online:

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): "Hello to all you readers of 'Adventure Games Magazine'! Today I have the great pleaser to interview one of the most talented makers of free online adventure games and free online rpg games that has ever been born! Free online sex games. Her name is Paula Kinsella and she is the webmaster of the free online adventure games titled 'Stickman Murder Mystery Games'. Her website sports an elephant's...."

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "His site, you mean."

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): "Pardon?"

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "I'm sure you meant to say his site, not her site. Seeing as I am a man and not a woman."

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): "Really? It says here on the script that you are a woman."

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "Well, I'm not."

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): "But you are so feminine! Are you sure you are a man, Paula?

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of online free games): "Yes, Stupid, I'm sure. And my name is Paul, not Paula."

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): "I'm sorry. Lets start over.... from the top......
"Greetings to all you readers of 'Adventure Games Magazine'! This afternoon I have the great honor to interview one of the most talented makers of online free adventure games and online free rpg games that has ever walked this earth! She goes by the name of Paula Kinsella and she is the creater of the free online rpg adventure games titled 'Stickman Murder Mystery Games'. Her site is twice as minty as...."

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): Excuse me, Jack-off! You did it again!

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): Did what?

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): You referred to me as "she" and called me "Paula". If you do it again, I'm kicking your shiny metal ass!

Mr. De'free Online (Interviewer from adventure games): "O.K. ... O.K... I'll start over..... Hi to all you readers out there who are fans of free online role playing games, online role playing games and free online adventure games. With me today is one of the worlds most talented creaters of free online adventure games... such games as the Stickman Murder Mysteries. This person is also an accomplished webmaster who has become world famous (sort of) through the creation of the controversial website AfterlifeTelegrams.com! This person, besides creating free online adventure games for free, is also an accomplished cartoonist whose adventure cartoons can be seen for free at NORMandCompany.com... her name is....

[Suddenly Paul Kinsella (the webmaster, internet cartoonist and online adventure game maker of free rpg games) leaps from HIS chair like a jaguar* and pounces on Mr. De'free Online (interviewer from adventure games magazine) knocking him to the floor. Shocked by the sudden attack - De'free manages to sit up! An ungodly fast jab from Paul strikes the bewildered interviewer - breaking his nose! De'free falls to the floor - dead!]

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure rpgs): "The only thing I hate more then adventure game magazine interviewers who refer to me as "her" - are asterisks that appear next to words, but don't serve any porpoise!

Da'online Free'ta (Interviewer from RPG Games Magazine): "Would it be OK if I conducted the rest of the interview?"

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "Sure, why not?"

Da'online Free'ta (Interviewer from RPG Magazine): "With me today is Paul Kinsella. He is the free online adventure game creator responsible for games such as the Stickman Murder Mysteries. First, thank you for this opportunity to interview you, Mr. Kinsella.

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): Your quite welcome. I'm glad to be here.

Da'online Free'ta (Interviewer from RPG Magazine): "I'm interested in hearing your thoughts about Search Engine Optimization (SEO). For example, you are the author of this fake interview about free adventure games are you not?"

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of online free adventure rpgs): "What do you mean by 'fake interview'?"

Da'online Rpg'ta (Interviewer from RPG Magazine): "What I mean is that this is not a real interview, is it? I'm not even a real person, am I. The whole porpoise of this is to generate text that is peppered with words from your keyword list. Keywords such as: "adventure games", "online adventure games", "free adventure games", "online rpg" and "free rpg"."

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "I have no idea what you are talking about."

Da'online Rpg'ta (Interviewer from RPG Games Magazine): "Oh right! Ha! Anyone who has read this fake interview up to this point has already figured out that that this is just a vehicle for you to gain favor with search engines by generating text with "Adventure Games" and "Online Rpg" inserted in a way that SE spiders won't consider spam! Admit it! That's what is going on here, isn't it!?! Admit it!!!"

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "OK! I admit it! You tell the truth! I just wanted to get this page ranked high for keywords associated with adventure games and rpg games so I can get more people to visit my free games ring website and my free murder mystery games website! <SOB!> Is that so bad?!?"

Da'online Rpg'ta (Interviewer from RPG free online games Magazine): "No, not really. Actually it's really kind of a clever way to get raked better. Besides - it's not like you're trying to get ranked high for something your site dose not have. You are not trying to get ranked high for "britney spears downloads" or "sexy midget feet". Your site really has "free adventure games" and fun "rpg games". So what's the big deal if you type a bunch of goofy crap for the purpose of attracting search engine spiders? As long as your keywords are relevant, I don't see anything wrong with it. I particularly like how you gave me the name "Da'online Rpg'ta" so you could add the keyword "online rpg" and how you named the last interviewer "Mr. De'free Online" for a similar reason."

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free online adventure games): "Good. I'm glad you like your name. I had several ideas for what to name you. In fact here is a top ten list...

Paul Kinsella's top ten list of alternative names for "Fake Interviewer #2":

#10... Ola-adventure Rpg'dsnow
#9... Adventure'la Smithton
#8... Free-man Adventure'tomb
#7... Barny 'online adventure' Smith
#6... Richard Head'rpg
#5... Si'games Adventure'n
#4... Kio;rpg'a Adventure Jackson
#3... Online'a Rpg-odhart
#2... Si'rpg Adventure'games
#1... Artist formally known as 'Adventure Games'

Da'online Rpg'ta (Interviewer from RPG Magazine): "Very good! Clever way to add words like "adventure", "online" and "rpg" into your text."

Mr. Paul Kinsella (maker of free rpg games online adventure games): "Thank you. I also added a description next to each name in the fake interview that also has keywords in them."

Da'online Rpg'ta (Interviewer from RPG Magazine): "Well that's all the time we have today. I'd like to thank Mr. Kinsella for his time and I'd like to thank the Google search engine spider, in advance, for crawling this page and ranking us in the top ten for "free online adventure games". Until next time this is Da'online Free'ta saying "Never eat anything larger then your own head, Keeper'."