Interviewer - As a reporter for the online magazine "Cybo Game World" I've had many opportunities to interview many interesting people. Perhaps the most interesting is here with me right now - Paul Kinsella, webmaster of the Free Games Ring - an online directory of arcade, role playing and interactive games. Thank you for coming.

Paul Kinsella - I'm glad to be here.

Interviewer - Let's start off by you telling our readers what exactly the "Free Games Ring" is.

Paul Kinsella - It is a website that lists many sites that all have one thing in common - they all have one or more free games to play online. The type of free games to play online range from arcade style and trivia to role playing and interactive story styles.

Interviewer - If you had to pick, let's say, six words to describe your site - what would they be?

Paul Kinsella - I'd say "free online role playing game downloads" or perhaps I'd say something like "play free online game demo downloads."

Interviewer - And if you had to pick just three words to describe the free games ring - what would they be?

Paul Kinsella - I'd guess either "free online games" or "free game downloads".

Interviewer - Would it also be fair to say that the ultimate description of your site would be: "free games online role playing downloading free games to play online"?

Paul Kinsella - I... I guess so... I... Wait a minuet. I get it - you are not really interviewing me! You are just using this as a way to add key words such as "free game downloads" to this page so that the site will get ranked higher by search engine "spiders"!

Interviewer - I... er... I don't know what you are talking about. I'm just here to talk to you about your free game, free online RPG, free games to play online site.

Paul Kinsella - You big stinking fake! You don't care about what I have to say! You are saying stuff that will impress the search engine spiders so that you will get ranked in the top 20 when people do searches for "free online game downloads" or " free games to play online"!

Interviewer - Look! Behind you! It is a search engine spider!

Paul Kinsella - Oh-ya... sure there is.... I'm not falling for.... (Paul Kinsella turns his head to look) ...Crap! There really is a search engine spider here! Which search engine is it from?

Interviewer - It looks like the one they use for "Google"..... just act normal.... pretend like it is not there. We need to continue to interview like normal. Don't make any sudden moves or you might scare it away. As I recall Google prefers pages with about 350-600 words in them.

Paul Kinsella - About how many words have we used in this interview so far?

Interviewer - About 500, but that is not the problem... I don't think we have used enough key words like "online role playing games" or "free arcade game downloads".

Paul Kinsella - What if I just repeat the words "free online rpg games" 20 times in a row?

Interviewer - NO!!! search engines consider that SPAM! Do you want the spider to black list us!?!

Paul Kinsella - Wait. The spider is moving. I think I can hear it mumbling something....

SPIDER - ... submitted page 'http://normandcompany.com/fgring/online_role_playing _free_games/' Repeat of (KEY WORD LIST HTML) found at top of (HTML TEXT)... found.... irrelevant art work and DISCARDED.... ALERT! MAIN TEXT HTML discovered..... KEY WORDS FOUND: (games, free games to play online, game download, rpg, play, demo).... ...suggested ranking #HIGH# (number_of_words_used): 591 .....(evaluating)... *stand by*...

Interviewer - Good. It sounds like the spider likes this free online game 'gateway' page. We should be sure...

SPIDER - .... (number_of_words_used) has exceeded !600!..... Transfer submitted URL/page to - file:BLACK_LIST

Paul Kinsella - "BLACK LISTED!?!?.... you moron! You jabbered on so much that our free online game site with free games to play online can not be listed now!

Interviewer - Now just hold on there one darn minute Mr. SPIDER! I have done every thing correctly - including repeating keywords (like free games, online arcade, and free games to play online downloads) throughout this stupid interview!...

SPIDER - (Irrelevant entry) *source="INTERVIEWER_user"*... .... (standby) ....

Paul Kinsella - Now that is just uncalled for! Where are you going!?!

SPIDER - "Resistance if futile.... you will be ignored!" (standby)

Interviewer - That's right! You BETTER run mother F&%$@R!!!!

Paul Kinsella - This gateway stuff - sucks!