Not Joe Cartoon

The following is an interview, conducted by Da'joe cartoon'jab for "cartoon Doll Maker Magazine", with cartoonist and game maker: "Da'joe cartoon'jab Jr." (pronounced "Dapa-kava-le")
from the July 4th free issue. VOL.80s-x-80s:

Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine': - For all you lucky people who are fans of free funny cartoons from the 80s, we have with us today one of the worlds funniest political cartoon comic artists on the Internet today: Mr. Da'joe cartoon'jab Jr. ... Thank you for coming today to the far south side park, Da'joe.

Da'joe cartoon ' jab Jr. - Your welcome. I'm glad to be here in the incredible far south side park.

Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - I'd like to talk with you about your up and coming murder mystery cartoon games that will be published under the category of "funny graphic cartoon games" by the huevos company 'Cartoon Games Network' ... but first lets talk about the "funny Da'joe cartoon doll making" program you have been working on! When did you first come up with the idea for making free computer game downloads with cartoon doll making for both kids and adults, Da'joe?"

Da' joe cartoon 'jab Jr. - Um, I am a cartoon game maker and my free cartoon games are good for both kids and adults, but I'm not working on "funny Da'joe cartoon doll making" programs.

Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - Your not?

Da'joe cartoon'jab Jr. - No. I'm not even sure what a cartoon doll maker would do? But I AM Da'joe cartoon'jab Jr. and I DO make funny cartoons and cartoon games for la"Cartoon Games Network " (not to be confused with the "Cartoon Network Games " ) but I don't know anything about dollmaker.

Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - You are not being political-minded, Mr. La'car cartoon'joe! After all I'm a character from Huevos"cartoon Doll Maker Magazine"! What did you think I wanted to talk to you about here in the far south side park? Animal cartoons? Golf? Far side of the moon? 80s code orbit? I'm a doll maker magazine interviewer! - not a funny cartoons humor site character from the 80's!!!...."

Da'joe cartoon ' jab Jr. - My name is not "La'car cartoon'joe... My name is Da'joe cartoon'jab!
Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - Fine, fine! Lets make do with what we have! I have a list of questions I need to ask. Ready?

Da'joe cartoon ' jab Jr. - OK...

Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - 1) Is your name Da'joe cartoon'jab? 2) Do you work for a Mr. La'car Cartoon'joe? 3) Did you ever work for the 'India cartoon network ' in India or for south park network games? 4) Do you draw funny cartoons? 5) Were you ever a doll maker in the comic 80s? 6) When is Disney's birthday? 7) What is cartoon code orbit? 8) Was your name ever Da'joes cartoon'la'network? 9) Have you ever been a maker of stick death animation? 10) Who is the cartoonist of the far side cartoons ? 11) what is a free joe cartoon games? 12) Are you from the far side of the moon? 13) Are you a maker of funny political cartoons? 14) Do you make joes cartoon clip art for Disney or south park network? 15) Are you a maker of a cartoon doll, the G.I. joe cartoon, dog or cow cartoons? 16) Have you ever worked for king features syndicate or baby huevos in India or the La'joe cartoon'joe network in the UK?

Da'joe cartoon'jab Jr. - What?!? What kind of stupid questions are these?
Interviewer for 'Cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, DA'JOE!!!

Da'joe cartoon jab Jr. - OK, OK!: 1) Yes my name is Da'joe cartoon'jab. 2) I never heard of a "Mr. La'cartoons'jab" - I work for the "Cartoon Games Network". 3) I never worked for the India cartoon network or for south park network games. 4) Yes - I draw funny cartoons online. 5) NO! I was never a doll maker! 6) Disney who? 7) I don't know what a Da'joe"cartoon orbit code" is. 8) My name is not "Da'joes cartoons'jab'network" it is "Da'joe cartoons jab Jr."! 9) Yes, I'm a maker of stick death animation. 10) Gary Larson is the cartoonist of the far side cartoons. 11) I don't know what a " joe cartoon games" is. 12) I'm not from the far side of the moon or from the far side of any place! 13) Yes I WAS a maker of funny political cartoons, but not since the 80s. 14) I'm not a maker of clip art for Disney or south park network. 15) I'm a maker of cartoon joe the dog and jab the cow cartoons, but not a maker of any doll! 16) No, I'm not syndicated by king features nor by "baby huevos" or la UK or India la'joe cartoon doll network! Nor that free dollmaker huevos thing!

Interviewer for 'cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - Good. Thank you for this interview, Da'joe. I wish you the best of luck with your cartoon games network site and your incredible cartoon doll maker program.

Da' joe cartoon jab Jr. - I TOLD you I'm not making a cartoon doll maker program!

Interviewer for 'cartoon Doll Maker Magazine' - Until next time, this is Mr. Cartoon s'jab' games from the far south side - saying good night!

Da'joe cartoon 'jab Jr. - What ever, Jerk!