Interview with Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify)
Conducted by Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother) for the magazine:
"J.A.B."
(Just About Boxing)
April 15th, 2005:
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- Thank you all for joining me for this interview with famous middle weight boxer Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify). I am, Joe "The Flash" Jackson and I'll be conducting this interview on behalf of the boxing magazine: "JAB" (Just About Boxing). First of all I want to thank you, Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify), for taking part in this interview.
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "Call you 'Jab'... sure, ...I guess... 'OK then' as they say in those funny cartoons you see on TV.. ha ha... That's just a little inside joke there about how cartoon characters always say things like 'OK then' in funny cartoons. A little side bar of humor there... (that's OK, we will just edit that part out of the magazine: 'JAB'.) ...We still rolling?!?!?......... Well, Joe!?
Bob (the camera man) - "What's that!?"
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "Are we still rolling, Joe?!"
Bob (the camera man) - "Yes! And my name is not 'Joe' nor 'Jab', it's 'Bob' - 'Bob Cartoon'!"
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "Are you sure your name is not 'Joe Cartoon'?!?
Bob (the camera man) - "...................I know my own fucking name!!!"
Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify) - "Perhaps I should come at a different time?"
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "No, no, no. It's fine. She gets like this every once in a while. I think Joe Cartoon is having her 'period'. For that matter, I think most of the other women who work at JAB magazine are on the 'rag' as well. That includes the JAB Cartoons and Illustrations Department too."
Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify) - "I guess that's possible. I've read that women who spend a lot of time together will often 'link' up and...."
Bob (the camera man) - "What!?!.... Are you both NUTS!? First of all I'm a man, not a woman! Second my name is not 'Joe Cartoon'! My name is 'Bob Cartoon'! And Thirdly - Don't make jokes about the JAB magazine's 'cartoons and illustrations department'!! My wife draws cartoons for JAB magazine!
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "Is her name 'Joe Cartoon'?!?
Bob (the camera man) - "NO, you tard!!!"
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "Fine, fine, fine! I get it! Your last name is 'Joe', and your first name is 'Cartoon'.?!?
Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify) - "Yes, that makes sense. Cartoon Joe's wife draws jab cartoons at JAB - Cartoons that this Joe here, thinks are funny. Which is good because he is on the 'rag'."
Bob (the camera man) - "NO, you tards! I should jab you both in the nose! I quit! You can all jab your lips to my 'Bob Cartoon' ass!
Mr. Da'jab Cartoons (Jab`s Brother)- "And that's all the time we have today. On behalf of JAB Magazine - Thank you for your time."
Mr. Frank Cartoons (Jab Ossify) - "You are welcome."
